L.A. Guns Get Covered in (Saddle) Ranch

Here at BlogMaGogRoxx we try to stay current with our little tidbits of info...however this can prove to be somewhat of a daunting task when most of our time is spent in a blackout.  All I can really remember about the past few decades is some horrible dream that David Lee Roth got replaced in Van Halen by that dude from Chickenfoot...

(My dreams are so vivid they sometimes end up on YouTube)

Country tried to expand its target demographic with a big black "hick-hop" train..

(I mean...come on.  What's next...Hootie going country!?)

And craziest of all, I dreamt LA Guns put out an album of all the songs they heard while eating brunch at Saddle Ranch.

After a few quick Google searches, I’ll have to admit, this album might have actually happened.  Best I can tell, Phil Lewis must have been thrown off of the Saddle Ranch mechanical bull directly onto his head, then immediately sprung up and deliriously exclaimed “LET’S COVER MATTHEW WILDER!!!” before running back to his bottomless mimosa.

(0:18, Stage Left…Lock Nut: Did I just see a Chapman stick?)

As a side note, while Lock Nut and I tried to wrap our heads around this one, we came up with a litany of potential follow up albums for one or more of the current LA Guns line-ups…

Lock Nut: Flick of the Stick

me:  Covered in Sticks

Lock Nut:  Hot Stick Burnin on My Lip

me:  LOL

  Stick Up In Ya

Lock Nut:  Tales from the Stick. Sticks from the Strip

me:  Sticked & Loaded

  Chapman Vampires

Lock Nut:  Balls to the Stick

  Tappin Aint Easy....ok, i'm coming up dry now

me:  A Little Stick Ain't Enough

  Women and Sticks First

  You Just Got Sticked

  Attack of the Killer Sticks

  Persistence of Sticks

Lock Nut:  Stick of the Judas

Whether or not any of this actually happened, I’m just going to go ahead and blame Jaeger.

Also, if anyone happens to find my Duster, please drop me line.  It appears I misplaced it somewhere in the last 20 years or so.